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[judgementkazzy]

KAZUMA KIRYU

Real Estate Agent - Dojima Real Estate
Call me Kaz :-)

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[thisloveisjustice]

[After a few moments, Tatsuo opens the door. He's clearly not having a good night, if the pinched expression in his eye is anything to go by.]

Hey Kaz. Come in.

[He opens the door wider to admit his friend.]

[judgementkazzy]

Thanks.

[ Kiryu steps in and shoots Tatsuo a sympathetic look, holding up the six pack. ]

Here. Figured you might not want to wake up with a hangover.

[daemonized]

Is it? I suppose so. The strange logic of having unending pockets, that sort of thing?

To be honest, I haven't tried anything larger than this sword. I think it would make sense to test this, wouldn't it?

[adoringpast]

yeah, badass
for one whole second
and then the next thing you know your eye will be clawed out
and then where would you be??

[thisloveisjustice]

[Tatsuo closes the door, then takes the six pack with a slightly sheepish look.]

Thanks. You're right, I'd rather not have a hangover tomorrow morning.

[He steps into the kitchen to dig through his miscellaneous drawer for a bottle opener.]

[missingache]

She's a kitten so she should be young enough to learn that it's a good thing.
Hopefully.

[judgementkazzy]

I dunno. It looks like it?
I haven't tried, but I would guess so.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, like walking around with ten different swords but they never seem to fit anywhere.

You should give it a try. I mean you probably can't store a car.

[ Or can you...? ]

[judgementkazzy]

LOL it's OK, I was fine.
I'm pretty sure fighting tigers was more of a one-off thing for me.

[judgementkazzy]

[ He's looking out for you, pal. ]

It's no problem.

[ He, uh... he has super strength now, he can just pop the cap off with his bare hands. He doesn't even break a sweat, just offers Tatsuo a bottle. ]

So, have you been having trouble sleeping?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, start young and you'll be set.
Probably.

[adoringpast]

so you're not some sort of zookeeper or animal trainer for a circus or something?

[saburai]

I was simply wondering whether the app as a whole was glitching out, or whether it really was specific to texts. But it does sound like it could be the latter.

[judgementkazzy]

No, not even close.

[secare]

you've just heard stories, huh
it's ok
i won't bust you

you need me to explain the common themes then?

[adoringpast]

really? not even one of them?
so what were you, tiger man?

[daemonized]

[It is a Mystery.]

What poor soul would be willing to offer up their car as tribute, however?

[sotenbori]

[ yeah he doesn't need to be asked again, he climbs into his lap and kisses him hard. ]

[thisloveisjustice]

[Tatsuo shakes his head with a little smile and takes the bottle.]

It sort of started during the three weeks I was outside reality. But we were seeing weird shit all the time, so you aren't really surprised when you have trouble sleeping.

But then we came back... and it just got worse.

[missingache]

YouTube videos and WikiHows should help.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it kind of invades all our devices, so you would think the issue would be for the whole app.
Unless they're doing this on purpose, who knows.

[judgementkazzy]

I'm serious!!

[ Sure, Kiryu. Sure. ]

Yeah, I guess so?
I mean I guess I'd be the cool, stoic type.

[ Would you be... really...? ]

[judgementkazzy]

I was a

[ shit, he's not actually gonna say it. ]

A family man.

[ Or more like, a Family man. ]

[judgementkazzy]

Uh, not me, sorry.
I already had to get mine fixed after the monster attack the convention.
I don't think my insurance would cover damages for magic.

[judgementkazzy]

[ Sweet. I mean, kissing is way better than knowing Majima probably died. Kiryu scoots to make sure Majima's comfortable on top of him and holds him close as they kiss. If he has Majima, he knows things will be alright. Even if they turned out to be enemies or whatever else the memories might bring, the relationship they have is more important. Kiryu couldn't do this alone. ]