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[judgementkazzy]

KAZUMA KIRYU

Real Estate Agent - Dojima Real Estate
Call me Kaz :-)

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[saburai]

I honestly don't know. I wouldn't put it past them, but I also wouldn't be surprised if there were simply some errors in the app itself.

[adoringpast]

a family man

that can fight off two tigers

[ uh ]

[daemonized]

I'm sorry to hear that. Did it at least cover the monster attack?

[judgementkazzy]

It wasn't that kind of family...
There's no real nice way to put it, though.
I was a in the yakuza.

[adoringpast]

[ oh shit, yakuza... sena almost drops his phone in shock. ]

whoa
so i guess fighting off tigers is a norm in yakuza? that's so bizarre
but that's just the past you, right?

[judgementkazzy]

Please send pics once you get her on a leash.
I love getting pictures of cats.

[ he's a man of simple needs. ]

[judgementkazzy]

It's been working fine so far...
I guess I kind of forgot this thing was a real app, maybe they pushed a bad update?

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah. I got my windshield replaced and it didn't cost me anything.
Monster insurance was a thing for a while.
Maybe if magic starts appearing in the city, they'll make insurance for that too.

[judgementkazzy]

[ y e a h, he's trying to be better and not lie about that stuff but guess what sena!! you're the first rando he's told. ]

I don't think it was normal...
But yeah, that was in the past.
I'm just a real estate agent now.
I'm not interested in getting involved with crime or any of that.

[ For now........ ]

[sotenbori]

[ okay really realistically they're going to do it because they're sad and needy, but after they're done with that: ]

I'm not goin' anywhere, okay?

[adoringpast]

[ he is honored... maybe ]

real estate agent
can't help but think that that's only your day job but
hearing that you're a good normal guy puts me at ease more than id like to admit
im not rly panicking as much anymore so
thanks

[ sena knows the guy from their expeditions in the crypts last month but this is probably the first time they've had an actual convo... this guy ain't so bad tbh ]

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah.

[ Kiryu pulls Majima close, smiling softly. ]

Me neither.

[sotenbori]

I don't want ya ta be scared, okay? I can hold my own. I'll fight ya ta prove it!

[ how does he still have stamina for this ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ hilariously, Kiryu didn't fight any monsters the whole time he was on their crypt adventure so even then... he's a painfully normal-seeming dude. ]

LOL I don't think I'd be telling people if I was still a criminal now
You don't have to worry.
Most of what I've remembered has been dangerous stuff like that, though.
But even then, it's not all bad.
That's why I asked.

[sotenbori]

work is getting so busy
people keep wanting to work for me
where are they coming from

[judgementkazzy]

I know.

[ But he also isn't going to turn down a fight??? Guys... put your pants back on at least... Kiryu will certainly zip up before continuing. ]

Bring it on.

[judgementkazzy]

It's because they know you're such a good boss.
Word must be getting around.

[sotenbori]

damn youre too nice you know

[judgementkazzy]

Nah, I'm just being honest.
Who else joined your team?

[sotenbori]

i could still punch you anyway

uh
you know sakura
like
the insta-famous cosplayer

[sotenbori]

[ majima fishes his pants up off the floor and does at least pull them back on before raising his fists ]

Ah, come on Kiryu-chan! Let's do it.

[judgementkazzy]

Maybe next time you come over ;-)

Sakura...
Is her last name Fujiwara?

[ Do you think Kiryu knows instagram, nope. ]

[sotenbori]

fuck kiryu-chan im working right now

yeah thats her

[judgementkazzy]

Ah, sorry.

[ He'll save it for later and for embarrassing misfires. ]

Oh, yeah. I know her. She's nice.
Is she working as a hostess?

[sotenbori]

shes helping with costumes im pretty excited

oh
oh!!!
its september
which means its almost october
which means its almost halloween
my brother and i used to dress up every year but i havent in
a while
do you want to dress up????