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Okay. Those usually look worse than they are, huh?

[ Hopefully..... ]

I, uh... Thanks. [ He's still a little embarrassed!! ] I guess I really must be some kind of badass, looking like this.

Right, it's not so bad. I have a bit of a headache and it hurts to touch, but other than that it's fine. I probably should have covered it but I was really excited to come see you!

[...yeah leave it to Fai to get distracted from his awesome, life-altering revelation by muscles. /facepalm]

Hyuu~ You're definitely a sight! Not that you were bad before, of course! [The slightest of pauses, then nonchalantly:] Has Majima seen you, since all this happened?

You should definitely put ice on it if it's still hurting.

[ That's concerning, Fai!! Kiryu is going to keep blushing under all these compliments. ]

Ah, yeah, he has. He stopped by yesterday on his way to work.

Ah... [Fai's smile fades a bit. Kiryu's probably right.] Do you have any you can spare, maybe? I mean, after I show you my new trick? If not it's fine! I think I have some frozen veggies at home.

[...Kiryu is getting a very sly, very suggestive smirk now.]

Aaand~? What did he say?

Yeah, I have an ice pack in the freezer.

[ Kiryu's always prepared! And also really bad at catching flirting cues from dudes... ]

He was a little distracted by other stuff. But he did that it made sense that I remembered fighting those tigers.

[ Disappointing... ]

[Fai snorts a little at that.]

Yeah, I'll bet he was distracted by something alright.

[But enough hinting about his friends needing to get over it and kiss already--there'll be plenty of time for that later. For now...!

Fai rubs his hands together gleefully.]

Okay stud, can we turn out the lights? It'll make my trick look even cooler!

Well, he'd gotten something from Retrospec...

[ These innuendos and allusions are just flying over his head. Though "stud" is definitely not anything anyone's called him before. Ever. ]

Okay.

[ THAT'S DEFINITELY A SUSPICIOUS THING TO ASK BUT Kaz trusts Fai so of course he'll go ahead and hit the lights. ]

Okay, now bear with me! I've only been able to do this since last night, so--

[After a few seconds a soft, warm glow pierces through the darkened room. Fai is cupping his hands together, and the light is held between them. And it's not coming from anything, just... a little glowing ball, resting in his hands.]

[ Yeah, it's safe enough to assume that Fai is... doing that. Whatever he's doing. ]

Woah.

[The light illuminates Fai's face enough to show that he's grinning like a loon.]

I know! I mean I guess anything is possible after we were a few inches tall. And after you went from super-cute to stud-muffin and everything! So maybe mine isn't quite as impressive, but I really like it~

[ Aw, it's good you're having fun, Fai! Kaz smiles a bit at that. ]

This is really cool. It's like magic-- that's way cooler than anything I could do.

[Fai gives him a skeptical--albeit good-natured--look at that.]

Kiryu, you remembered how to fight out of nowhere and got ripped overnight. I... am a flashlight, apparently. But hey, at least I'll save on batteries!

[He presses his hands together to extinguish the light]

Hit the lights?

[ Kiryu nods, stepping back to hit the lights. ]

Mine's just helping me save time on going to the gym. Making light out of nothing is pretty rad.

[He gets a laugh at that]

Are you kidding me? Like I said, you were already cute, but now you're like catnip. If you ever have to even try to find a date after this I will be floored.

[ Kiryu blushes... ]

I'm not... I'm not really looking for anyone right now.

[ Well, at least he's not looking because he's kind of already found someone he likes. ]

[See this? This is the most smug expression ever. Fai does smug really, really well.]

Uh huh. Well, I'm going to go show your not-sweetheart my cool new trick later too, because he's a big nerd and I think he'd appreciate it. Can I maybe steal that ice pack from you for a few minutes before I go?

Who-- [ Who indeed. ] Do you mean Majima? He's... Why would you think he's my "sweetheart?"

[ Somehow, Kiryu is both dying of embarrassment and also going to get you that ice pack, Fai. Consider it a blessing. ]

Because I have eyes, cupcake. Even if one of them isn't working so great right now~

[He just smirks and perches on the arm of the couch with his arms crossed while Kiryu makes his escape.]

I...

[ He pauses at the freezer, staring down this bright blue ice pack. ]

Is it obvious? Do you think he knows?

[ Kiryu, you're not the obvious one here... ]

Hmm, well. Let's just say at the party I kind of wanted to shove you two in a closet together for a while.

[a la Seven Minutes in Heaven.]

...a closet, not the closet. But it's not just you that's super obvious, so don't worry too much.

Oh.

[ You guys sang a Disney duet together, who were you trying to kid??? ]

You think so? Are you sure?

[Truth. It doesn't get much gayer, son.]

Pretty sure. Like 'I'll agree to wear black and brown together for a month straight if he's not into you' kinda sure.

[Black and brown, abomination.]

[ Disgusting. ]

I guess I'll keep that in mind... I had no idea.

[Fai knows he's being kind of pushy about this, so now's probably a good time to back off. He smiles gently and shrugs.]

I just want you two to be happy. You're both so nice and you deserve nice things.

[ Kaz smiles. He knows Fai only has the best intentions at heart. ]

Thank you, Fai. I mean it when I say I'll keep it in mind.

[ It's too bad Kaz isn't the type to update his Facebook status. ]

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