[ It is stupid, and yeah they are, even if Mafuyu is the only one playing this game as she takes one of the spoons and does Kaz's job for him in announcing the race beginning- ]
Readysetgo!!
[ And she starts shoveling ice cream in her mouth. Will she get brain freeze first, or choke on those M&Ms that she's swallowing without chewing, who knows. ]
[ Godspeed, Mafuyu. Try not to drop M&Ms as you make your way back to Kiryu's. He's cheering the both of them on in his head, I promise. Outwardly, he's observing them...
Yep, these are definitely the people he loves most in all of Recolle. A pair of idiots. ]
[ She doesn't choke on the candy pieces, but the chunks of cookie dough are harder to swallow without chewing. It's a bad idea all around, but she's eating as fast as she can anyways. The cold is supposed to numb her mouth and throat and make things easier, but instead of numbing the pain, it betrays her and is even more painful, brain freeze is terrible, and yet she doesn't stop. She can't even speak when her spoon scrapes out the last of the ice cream, but if there is one thing canon Mafuyu is good at, it's pushing through pain.
But she's not canon Mafuyu yet and this fucking hurts like hell and as much as she'd like to triumphantly slam her finished pint down on the table, they're not sitting at a table so she just lets the empty container fall from her hands to the ground. It's okay, not enough time has passed for the ice cream to melt and splatter everywhere.
Make your judgement, Kaz, while she's dealing with this splitting headache AAAAAAAA ]
[ This is a disaster. This started out as a date and now it's going to turn into a funeral. Kiryu's so worried about the amount of pain she seems to be in that he doesn't even think to call a winner. ]
[ It's not littering of one of them picks it up for her. Brain freeze though isn't something anybody can help— or maybe they can, if Kaz lets her extort him again, stumbling around behind him and pressing her forehead against his back. ]
[ Kaz is always going to let Mafuyu extort him. That's how parenting works.
He crouches down a bit so she can climb on his back. How would you like a piggyback ride home, Mafuyu? Clearly this injury is to grave to walk on your own two feet. (As for the discarded ice cream container, Majima might have to pick that up.) ]
...Let's call it a draw. There's hot cocoa at my place.
[ Sometimes I forget Mafuyu is 16 and not 6, because while she normally wouldn't let anybody give her a piggyback ride... it's Kaz. Who doesn't have free hands for holding onto her ankles, so she takes his pint of ice cream from him. ]
[ Mafuyu, you're gonna die if you eat anymore ice cream. You're too good at this. ]
Don't make yourself sick, okay?
[ His words may be futile but he does indeed carry her on his back all the short way home. Kaz has enough muscles to lift half a dozen Mafuyus, this is fine. ]
Majima, can you get my keys? They're in my front pocket.
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Readysetgo!!
[ And she starts shoveling ice cream in her mouth. Will she get brain freeze first, or choke on those M&Ms that she's swallowing without chewing, who knows. ]
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Yep, these are definitely the people he loves most in all of Recolle. A pair of idiots. ]
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But she's not canon Mafuyu yet and this fucking hurts like hell and as much as she'd like to triumphantly slam her finished pint down on the table, they're not sitting at a table so she just lets the empty container fall from her hands to the ground. It's okay, not enough time has passed for the ice cream to melt and splatter everywhere.
Make your judgement, Kaz, while she's dealing with this splitting headache AAAAAAAA ]
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M-Mafuyu, are you okay?
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but hes totally got a brainfreeze too. nice going team. ]
Fuck I told ya this was a bad idea.
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Let's get hot cocoa.
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He crouches down a bit so she can climb on his back. How would you like a piggyback ride home, Mafuyu? Clearly this injury is to grave to walk on your own two feet. (As for the discarded ice cream container, Majima might have to pick that up.) ]
...Let's call it a draw. There's hot cocoa at my place.
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Damn, she is good at this.
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'Kay. I'll help you with this too.
[ A well practiced extortionist. ]
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Don't make yourself sick, okay?
[ His words may be futile but he does indeed carry her on his back all the short way home. Kaz has enough muscles to lift half a dozen Mafuyus, this is fine. ]
Majima, can you get my keys? They're in my front pocket.
[ Why not maybe... drop Mafuyu? Preposterous. ]
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in his front pocket................................... ]
Yeah, I can do that.
[ luckily for majima he learned how to pickpockets pretty young so it's easy to get kiryu's keys without accidentally
just. he gets his keys, ok. and then takes a few more steps to open the door for both of them. ]