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[judgementkazzy]

KAZUMA KIRYU

Real Estate Agent - Dojima Real Estate
Call me Kaz :-)

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[judgementkazzy]

[ rng is into some crazy irony I tell you what ]

Woah... I guess that'd be pretty surprising, yeah.
You're not old or anything, right?
I woke up super muscular one day, so I can kinda imagine.
It takes some time to get used to big changes like that.

[adoringpast]

im only 19?? cut me some slack
but id be pretty surprised too if i suddenly woke up w muscles as well, christ

[judgementkazzy]

Waking up all gray would be a shock...
That's gonna take some getting used to.

[ I mean, Kaz here has remembered some stuff of him being older, but he's pretty sure he never went gray. Thank you, Sega. ]

Honestly, it was a huge hassle.
I had to buy new clothes and everything.

[adoringpast]

new clothes?
well it is a hassle to replace your entire wardrobe but it can't all be that bad

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, nothing besides my gym clothes fit me anymore.
I had to buy new suits for work and people were all really shocked.
And I had to lie and say I'd gone on some weird ultra-protein diet...

[adoringpast]

pretty sure ultra-protein diets don't normally take effect on your body overnight
either way that sucks
but everyone had gotten used to it, right? even the people who don't have the app?

[judgementkazzy]

They didn't buy it much either.
But yeah, they stopped asking after a while.
I think if you don't have the app, it becomes "normal" after a few weeks.

[adoringpast]

so they won't ask any further for a few weeks
huh
that... kind of makes me feel better now
ugh why won't the app tell us this on the get-go
like a fucking instruction manual or something

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it's kind of weird... but I guess it's not much weirder than monsters.
It'd be nice if it came with some instructions.
Like "What To Do If You Wake Up With Superpowers" or "I Guess You Have Gray Hair Now"
Has anyone written something like that yet?

[adoringpast]

pretty sure someone out there is working on it right now
it could be useful for newcomers instead of doing the same song and dance every other month and spamming the app
you never know when you'll wake up w silver hair too or an even worse hair color so
better safe than sorry

[judgementkazzy]

It would be really helpful.
Considering I've woken up with a tattoo and some people wake up losing eyes it's probably better to warn them.
It sucks though.
I wouldn't want to go back to not being on the app, but still...

[adoringpast]

people waking up blind?? jesus christ
yeah apparently losing the app can also reverse its effects on you and goes back to the way you usually are before getting it
but it's too late for that now, isn't it?
ofc you'd want to know more about your past self
even if it hurts

[ whether physically or emotionally, he doesn't say ]

[judgementkazzy]

Majima lost his eye the same way.
He tried not to make a big deal of it, but I know it was hard on him.
But it's definitely too late to go back.
It'd be irresponsible to just want to pretend none of this is happening.
We just have to bear through it.

[ Kiryu knows all about that painful shit, lemme tell ya. ]

[adoringpast]

oh right, the eyepatch
and i thought it was some shitty trend that was left over a couple of months ago

[ shakes fist at sky BAREN... ]

but yeah you got a point
bear whatever the shitty app throws at us
anyways i kind of feel better now since other people obv regained worse than i did
i didn't know you knew the not-so-old man but since im going to be working at his club every once in a while
well
i wish you guys well regardless

[judgementkazzy]

No, he got it before that.
He lost his eye before, too.
The version of him I remembered had an eyepatch too.

Yeah, Majima and I are dating.
I come by the club pretty often, too.
Maybe I'll see you around.
Your hair would make you pretty popular.
I'm glad you're feeling better, though.