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[ He did offer to buy her extra candy... ]

Ah. I'd rather not pick sides...

[ He's just going to awkwardly shuffle toward the register and try not to get drawn into this because it's cute and he doesn't want to ruin it!! He will offer her some advice, though. ]

Maybe you can write it down next time?

[ this is grossly domestic what the fuck you guys ]

Maybe you should listen when people talk to ya, then!

I listened!

[ and promptly forgot, but she did listen, when it happened. She jabs a finger at Majime, and sneaks a pack of M&Ms into the basket too, because you gotta have toppings on your ice cream. ]

Kaz is right, you should've written it down! Like a contract!

I meant...

[ Should he even fight it? Why bother tbh. This is so fucking cute, Kiryu will buy Mafuyu her extra M&Ms because he's a weak-ass nerd. At least by now he's checking out so that's going to be the last thing you get, Mafuyu!! (Probably.) ]

That's everything, I think. Let's head home.

[ Who would have thought that Kaz would get married and have a teenaged child at the age of 21... incredible. ]

Guess you'll just have to wait until you remember.

[ or... ]

Or, you could come up with a new deal, I guess.

[ She can't remember what she doesn't remember, that's impossible. But she takes her cookie dough ice cream once it's paid for and mulls over the offer for a moment. ]

Okay. How 'bout this? Whoever finishes their entire ice cream first gets to drive next time we go out.

[ Kiryu should be an adult here and tell them to stop before they make each other sick... and yet. ]

I'll referee.

[ Putting rules in place is definitely better than trying to calm the storm that is Mafuyu. ]

Hell no, it's gotta be a deal that makes sense to both of us! That's why the last one was fightin'.

[ oops i guess i let the cat out of the bag on the original deal. ]

[ Ice cream makes sense and it's something they can do right here— but fighting is something they can do here too. ]

Oh! I remember! We did that in the park— [ no wait, Majima isn't supposed to know that was her he'd grappled with in the park ] —ing lot. And I punched you on your birthday too. We fought lotsa times!

Ahh.

[ Kiryu hums in understanding. Majima fights lots of people so it's not super surprising to hear. Of course, Kaz also never would have guessed Mafuyu could fight but Kaz is also pretty dense sometimes. This information does not faze him. ]

You might get brain freeze if you eat your ice cream too fast. It might be kind of late for that.

I said ya had to win!

[ hes pretty sure she hasn't won yet! she saves the park comment pretty well - he doesn't remember fighting in the parking lot but that makes more sense to him than thinking the kid he'd fought in the park was mafuyu its all good. ]

An', yeah, listen to Kazzy - no one wants brain freeze.

Brain freeze is part of the battle! If you get brain freeze, you lose and I get to drive! Come on, the ice cream's going to melt soon, so we have to do this right now.

[ She pops the lid off hers, holds it in the crook of her arm, and opens the bag of M&Ms, picking out just the red ones and dumping them on top before handing the bag over to Kaz. Since he paid for it and all, and red's the best flavor even though red tastes exactly the same as any other candy coated chocolate. ]

[ O... okay, Mafuyu. The walk home definitely doesn't take long enough for them to eat a whole pint, though. Kaz takes the remaining M&Ms and pockets them. Conveniently, he got some disposable spoons from the register, too. ]

Here, if you're going to compete, you'll want these.

[ He holds out a pair of spoons for them. ]

Do you want M&Ms, Majima?

This is stupid, we're not having an ice cream battle.

[ only...he seems to be taking the spoon anyway. ]

[ It is stupid, and yeah they are, even if Mafuyu is the only one playing this game as she takes one of the spoons and does Kaz's job for him in announcing the race beginning- ]

Readysetgo!!

[ And she starts shoveling ice cream in her mouth. Will she get brain freeze first, or choke on those M&Ms that she's swallowing without chewing, who knows. ]

[ Godspeed, Mafuyu. Try not to drop M&Ms as you make your way back to Kiryu's. He's cheering the both of them on in his head, I promise. Outwardly, he's observing them...

Yep, these are definitely the people he loves most in all of Recolle. A pair of idiots. ]

[ majima actually.....also starts SHOVELING ICE CREAM INTO HIS MOUTH you're on mafuyu ]

[ She doesn't choke on the candy pieces, but the chunks of cookie dough are harder to swallow without chewing. It's a bad idea all around, but she's eating as fast as she can anyways. The cold is supposed to numb her mouth and throat and make things easier, but instead of numbing the pain, it betrays her and is even more painful, brain freeze is terrible, and yet she doesn't stop. She can't even speak when her spoon scrapes out the last of the ice cream, but if there is one thing canon Mafuyu is good at, it's pushing through pain.

But she's not canon Mafuyu yet and this fucking hurts like hell and as much as she'd like to triumphantly slam her finished pint down on the table, they're not sitting at a table so she just lets the empty container fall from her hands to the ground. It's okay, not enough time has passed for the ice cream to melt and splatter everywhere.

Make your judgement, Kaz, while she's dealing with this splitting headache AAAAAAAA ]

[ This is a disaster. This started out as a date and now it's going to turn into a funeral. Kiryu's so worried about the amount of pain she seems to be in that he doesn't even think to call a winner. ]

M-Mafuyu, are you okay?

[ littering is bad!! dont litter!!

but hes totally got a brainfreeze too. nice going team. ]

Fuck I told ya this was a bad idea.

[ It's not littering of one of them picks it up for her. Brain freeze though isn't something anybody can help— or maybe they can, if Kaz lets her extort him again, stumbling around behind him and pressing her forehead against his back. ]

Let's get hot cocoa.

[ Kaz is always going to let Mafuyu extort him. That's how parenting works.

He crouches down a bit so she can climb on his back. How would you like a piggyback ride home, Mafuyu? Clearly this injury is to grave to walk on your own two feet. (As for the discarded ice cream container, Majima might have to pick that up.) ]

...Let's call it a draw. There's hot cocoa at my place.

Edited 2017-07-07 07:05 (UTC)

[ majima does in fact grab the ice cream container, but also, with his free hand, holds his head against the pain of brain freeze. ]

Damn, she is good at this.

[ Sometimes I forget Mafuyu is 16 and not 6, because while she normally wouldn't let anybody give her a piggyback ride... it's Kaz. Who doesn't have free hands for holding onto her ankles, so she takes his pint of ice cream from him. ]

'Kay. I'll help you with this too.

[ A well practiced extortionist. ]

[ Mafuyu, you're gonna die if you eat anymore ice cream. You're too good at this. ]

Don't make yourself sick, okay?

[ His words may be futile but he does indeed carry her on his back all the short way home. Kaz has enough muscles to lift half a dozen Mafuyus, this is fine. ]

Majima, can you get my keys? They're in my front pocket.

[ Why not maybe... drop Mafuyu? Preposterous. ]

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