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[judgementkazzy]

KAZUMA KIRYU

Real Estate Agent - Dojima Real Estate
Call me Kaz :-)

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[judgementkazzy]

Oh. Did you remember something bad?

[adoringpast]

since when does the app make anyone remember anything *good*

[ bc tbh he's been remembering nothing but... utter confusion as of this moment ]

[judgementkazzy]

I remembered fighting two tigers, that was pretty cool.

[ It was also kind of confusing tbh. ]

[adoringpast]

pretty cool on paper?
you could've gotten your head bitten off??

[judgementkazzy]

You're the first person to say that :-)
It's cool, I was fine.
It was pretty badass, actually.

[adoringpast]

yeah, badass
for one whole second
and then the next thing you know your eye will be clawed out
and then where would you be??

[judgementkazzy]

LOL it's OK, I was fine.
I'm pretty sure fighting tigers was more of a one-off thing for me.

[adoringpast]

so you're not some sort of zookeeper or animal trainer for a circus or something?

[judgementkazzy]

No, not even close.

[adoringpast]

really? not even one of them?
so what were you, tiger man?

[judgementkazzy]

I was a

[ shit, he's not actually gonna say it. ]

A family man.

[ Or more like, a Family man. ]

[adoringpast]

a family man

that can fight off two tigers

[ uh ]

[judgementkazzy]

It wasn't that kind of family...
There's no real nice way to put it, though.
I was a in the yakuza.

[adoringpast]

[ oh shit, yakuza... sena almost drops his phone in shock. ]

whoa
so i guess fighting off tigers is a norm in yakuza? that's so bizarre
but that's just the past you, right?

[judgementkazzy]

[ y e a h, he's trying to be better and not lie about that stuff but guess what sena!! you're the first rando he's told. ]

I don't think it was normal...
But yeah, that was in the past.
I'm just a real estate agent now.
I'm not interested in getting involved with crime or any of that.

[ For now........ ]

[adoringpast]

[ he is honored... maybe ]

real estate agent
can't help but think that that's only your day job but
hearing that you're a good normal guy puts me at ease more than id like to admit
im not rly panicking as much anymore so
thanks

[ sena knows the guy from their expeditions in the crypts last month but this is probably the first time they've had an actual convo... this guy ain't so bad tbh ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ hilariously, Kiryu didn't fight any monsters the whole time he was on their crypt adventure so even then... he's a painfully normal-seeming dude. ]

LOL I don't think I'd be telling people if I was still a criminal now
You don't have to worry.
Most of what I've remembered has been dangerous stuff like that, though.
But even then, it's not all bad.
That's why I asked.

[adoringpast]

[ why did rng not let the actual yakuza man fight but the model boy has to? this is bullshit, yo ]

it's uh
retrospec gave me back my original hair color
which took me off guard too much
can you imagine waking up one day and catching yourself in the mirror to find out that your hair has become all grey
it's like that

[ talk about a rude awakening ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ rng is into some crazy irony I tell you what ]

Woah... I guess that'd be pretty surprising, yeah.
You're not old or anything, right?
I woke up super muscular one day, so I can kinda imagine.
It takes some time to get used to big changes like that.

[adoringpast]

im only 19?? cut me some slack
but id be pretty surprised too if i suddenly woke up w muscles as well, christ

[judgementkazzy]

Waking up all gray would be a shock...
That's gonna take some getting used to.

[ I mean, Kaz here has remembered some stuff of him being older, but he's pretty sure he never went gray. Thank you, Sega. ]

Honestly, it was a huge hassle.
I had to buy new clothes and everything.

[adoringpast]

new clothes?
well it is a hassle to replace your entire wardrobe but it can't all be that bad

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, nothing besides my gym clothes fit me anymore.
I had to buy new suits for work and people were all really shocked.
And I had to lie and say I'd gone on some weird ultra-protein diet...

[adoringpast]

pretty sure ultra-protein diets don't normally take effect on your body overnight
either way that sucks
but everyone had gotten used to it, right? even the people who don't have the app?

[judgementkazzy]

They didn't buy it much either.
But yeah, they stopped asking after a while.
I think if you don't have the app, it becomes "normal" after a few weeks.