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[judgementkazzy]

KAZUMA KIRYU

Real Estate Agent - Dojima Real Estate
Call me Kaz :-)

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9/10 very unfortunate misfire

[adoringpast]

hhow am i ,Even suppooseedd too fac e him, juusst like tihhs i do'nT kknow whaaet .. to d;o

oh child

[judgementkazzy]

Um. Are you OK?

yakuza man take him by the hand and make him feel better

[adoringpast]

wHHAT DOES IT LOOK LIkKE

he can try...

[judgementkazzy]

What happened? Do you need to see a doctor?

[adoringpast]

nno
i dont think doctors can help w retrospec shit

[ he's managed to text more normally, at least? ]

[judgementkazzy]

Oh. Did you remember something bad?

[adoringpast]

since when does the app make anyone remember anything *good*

[ bc tbh he's been remembering nothing but... utter confusion as of this moment ]

[judgementkazzy]

I remembered fighting two tigers, that was pretty cool.

[ It was also kind of confusing tbh. ]

[adoringpast]

pretty cool on paper?
you could've gotten your head bitten off??

[judgementkazzy]

You're the first person to say that :-)
It's cool, I was fine.
It was pretty badass, actually.

[adoringpast]

yeah, badass
for one whole second
and then the next thing you know your eye will be clawed out
and then where would you be??

[judgementkazzy]

LOL it's OK, I was fine.
I'm pretty sure fighting tigers was more of a one-off thing for me.

[adoringpast]

so you're not some sort of zookeeper or animal trainer for a circus or something?

[judgementkazzy]

No, not even close.

[adoringpast]

really? not even one of them?
so what were you, tiger man?

[judgementkazzy]

I was a

[ shit, he's not actually gonna say it. ]

A family man.

[ Or more like, a Family man. ]

[adoringpast]

a family man

that can fight off two tigers

[ uh ]

[judgementkazzy]

It wasn't that kind of family...
There's no real nice way to put it, though.
I was a in the yakuza.

[adoringpast]

[ oh shit, yakuza... sena almost drops his phone in shock. ]

whoa
so i guess fighting off tigers is a norm in yakuza? that's so bizarre
but that's just the past you, right?

[judgementkazzy]

[ y e a h, he's trying to be better and not lie about that stuff but guess what sena!! you're the first rando he's told. ]

I don't think it was normal...
But yeah, that was in the past.
I'm just a real estate agent now.
I'm not interested in getting involved with crime or any of that.

[ For now........ ]

[adoringpast]

[ he is honored... maybe ]

real estate agent
can't help but think that that's only your day job but
hearing that you're a good normal guy puts me at ease more than id like to admit
im not rly panicking as much anymore so
thanks

[ sena knows the guy from their expeditions in the crypts last month but this is probably the first time they've had an actual convo... this guy ain't so bad tbh ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ hilariously, Kiryu didn't fight any monsters the whole time he was on their crypt adventure so even then... he's a painfully normal-seeming dude. ]

LOL I don't think I'd be telling people if I was still a criminal now
You don't have to worry.
Most of what I've remembered has been dangerous stuff like that, though.
But even then, it's not all bad.
That's why I asked.

[adoringpast]

[ why did rng not let the actual yakuza man fight but the model boy has to? this is bullshit, yo ]

it's uh
retrospec gave me back my original hair color
which took me off guard too much
can you imagine waking up one day and catching yourself in the mirror to find out that your hair has become all grey
it's like that

[ talk about a rude awakening ]

[judgementkazzy]

[ rng is into some crazy irony I tell you what ]

Woah... I guess that'd be pretty surprising, yeah.
You're not old or anything, right?
I woke up super muscular one day, so I can kinda imagine.
It takes some time to get used to big changes like that.

[adoringpast]

im only 19?? cut me some slack
but id be pretty surprised too if i suddenly woke up w muscles as well, christ