[ Oh, Mafuyu... if you learned only that ATP is the thing mitochondria use then that's a win in Kaz's book. He's patient and attentive with her, working through each answer in a way he hopes she understands. He doesn't even notice how long it's been until they put the homework away and he looks at the clock. It's definitely way later than they intended and they should probably be putting Mafuyu to sleep, but they promised her ice cream and Kaz was really looking forward to it too. ]
Crap, it's late... We can always buy some pints of Ben & Jerry's at the convenience store down the street.
[ YES!!! Ice cream, here they come. Mafuyu leaves her papers right there on the table as she jumps to her feet, grabs her shoes and flings open the door. ]
[ It's close enough to an ice cream date that Kaz will take it. Their weird family outing can move to the convenience store as Kaz grabs his keys and makes his way out for them to follow. ]
Ok. Cookie dough, and I'll have Cherry Garcia. What flavor do you want, Majima?
[ Mafuyu complies, shuffling down the street behind them, but she
makes this face the entire time they walk, I don't know when I will ever get to use such a genuinely sad and disappointed icon but now they have to deal with it. ]
[ N-no, Mafuyu.... not the face... Kiryu's ultimate weakness is the suffering of children. HE'S SO WEAK!! By the time they get to the convenience store he can't take it anymore. ]
You can buy an extra candy bar if you want, Mafuyu. My treat.
[ He loves his precious family so much, okay. This is the cutest... He's not even going to interrupt them despite picking up their ice creams and tossing them in a little basket, nope. You guys can keep being cute. Kaz is living his dreams. ]
[ honestly majima isn't really that upset. this is the kind of shit he pulled with his brother all the time -- although he does try to get his ponytail from her grasp. ]
[ This is playing dirty: Mafuyu drops off Majima's back, grabs a pack of peanut butter cups from the candy stand next to the register line, and slams it into Kaz's basket. ]
[ He's just going to awkwardly shuffle toward the register and try not to get drawn into this because it's cute and he doesn't want to ruin it!! He will offer her some advice, though. ]
[ and promptly forgot, but she did listen, when it happened. She jabs a finger at Majime, and sneaks a pack of M&Ms into the basket too, because you gotta have toppings on your ice cream. ]
Kaz is right, you should've written it down! Like a contract!
[ Should he even fight it? Why bother tbh. This is so fucking cute, Kiryu will buy Mafuyu her extra M&Ms because he's a weak-ass nerd. At least by now he's checking out so that's going to be the last thing you get, Mafuyu!! (Probably.) ]
That's everything, I think. Let's head home.
[ Who would have thought that Kaz would get married and have a teenaged child at the age of 21... incredible. ]
[ She can't remember what she doesn't remember, that's impossible. But she takes her cookie dough ice cream once it's paid for and mulls over the offer for a moment. ]
Okay. How 'bout this? Whoever finishes their entire ice cream first gets to drive next time we go out.
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Crap, it's late... We can always buy some pints of Ben & Jerry's at the convenience store down the street.
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That's better than nothin', right? We did promise Mafuyu ice cream.
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I want cookie dough!!
[ She will definitely not sleep after this. ]
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Ok. Cookie dough, and I'll have Cherry Garcia. What flavor do you want, Majima?
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[ he has to consider this for a moment ]
Strawberry. You guys ready to go?
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[ BUT IT'S OKAY. Mafuyu will still steal a bite of each and then dig into her salmonella cookie dough ice cream. ]
I'm ready! Kaz, gimme the keys!
[ let me drive ]
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[ He loves you and all, but you ain't driving his car, Mafuyu. ]
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[hes going to go get his shoes so they can head out]
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makes this face the entire time they walk, I don't know when I will ever get to use such a genuinely sad and disappointed icon but now they have to deal with it. ]
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You can buy an extra candy bar if you want, Mafuyu. My treat.
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[ he bends so easily to children....not that majima is any better, tbh ]
Anyways, I already gave her a deal if she wants to drive my car. She just doesn't remember.
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[ she did, in fact, forget. the pizza was too good. ]
What was the deal?
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He'll just grab the ice cream while they're going on about that. ]
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[ until then too bad!!! ]
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[ she jumps on majima's back, right in the middle of the store. does he have that ponytail? if he does, she's pulling it
what a precious family, right, kaz? ]
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Don't play dirty!
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[ This is playing dirty: Mafuyu drops off Majima's back, grabs a pack of peanut butter cups from the candy stand next to the register line, and slams it into Kaz's basket. ]
Kaz, tell him to tell me!
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Ah. I'd rather not pick sides...
[ He's just going to awkwardly shuffle toward the register and try not to get drawn into this because it's cute and he doesn't want to ruin it!! He will offer her some advice, though. ]
Maybe you can write it down next time?
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Maybe you should listen when people talk to ya, then!
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[ and promptly forgot, but she did listen, when it happened. She jabs a finger at Majime, and sneaks a pack of M&Ms into the basket too, because you gotta have toppings on your ice cream. ]
Kaz is right, you should've written it down! Like a contract!
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[ Should he even fight it? Why bother tbh. This is so fucking cute, Kiryu will buy Mafuyu her extra M&Ms because he's a weak-ass nerd. At least by now he's checking out so that's going to be the last thing you get, Mafuyu!! (Probably.) ]
That's everything, I think. Let's head home.
[ Who would have thought that Kaz would get married and have a teenaged child at the age of 21... incredible. ]
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[ or... ]
Or, you could come up with a new deal, I guess.
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Okay. How 'bout this? Whoever finishes their entire ice cream first gets to drive next time we go out.
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I'll referee.
[ Putting rules in place is definitely better than trying to calm the storm that is Mafuyu. ]
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